I will never understand...
-why, on the subway, a bunch of men will be sitting down and a number of women will be standing.
-what happened to manners. (see above)
-why guys not in a girls league will still pursue that girl. meanwhile, guys who stand a better chance are too afraid to approach a girl. (minus "that guy" type guys)
-why people wear sweat pants or velour track suits out of the house and think it's ok.
-why i'm states away and now a few guys from home miss me and want to see me. eh, i guess it's apart of wanting what you can't have. LOL.
-cargo pants. gross. yea, daniel tosh has a great joke about them, but that's where their coolness starts and ends. i saw a man on the subway yesterday in cargo dress pants; he looked ridiculous!!
-"pull your pigtails, push you in the mud"-type people. no need to pussyfoot around, we're no longer children.
-people who drink bud light... or just about any light beer. grow a set. haha. even in my poorest of days, you won't catch me drinking that shizz. pbr is better! if you're worried about your figure, drink vodka/water like me!
-girls who go to the gym rocking the smoky eye makeup. it's like 5 pm on a crappy weekday, pull it together.
-why on earth you would want a tattoo on your neck or hands.
-why i crave mcd's cheeseburgers and fries... quite often.
-where time goes. mostly personal time.
-how/why people aren't proactive about their future.
-why people give up on their dreams to live and die in the same city they grew up in. some people want this, and i'm not hating on them, it's those who did want to do big things but get married and have babies instead.
-new yorkers.
fun stuff!!
"omgosh, the bar i'm at smells like Skeeps."
"oooh ooo i'm easy, easy like sunday morning... that's me serenading you." --'that's my song.. how'd you know? and i mean that seriously.. long story involving Arby's' -- "had no idea it was your song! just came to my mind today... and story with arbys? nice. can't say i'm surprised"
'...but idk... there's a few really tall, good looking guys here now! haha' --"that's ok, sometimes you just have to get in where you fit in... and right now i'm surrounded by hot, horny 18 year old girls. lol"
"'Where are all the GOOD looking people at?!" a bitch tits quote that is soo Columbia-esque. it's uglies r us here!"
"What do you mean, you wish? i swear your kind drinks for free"
"I sang 'lets get it on' by marvin gaye at karaoke. So when are you going to be back?"
"not giving in to the temptation of mcd after working out is hard.. especially when it's across the street :("
"i'm beginning to feel like you... i'm forever fixing something, paitning something or going to the hardware store. crazy internship."
britney and i talking about me telling my bro that if i dont land a job that i'm moving in with him and how that statement ended our text conversation very quick. i believe britney was giving my brother some sympathy and i say, "like what?! his gf's ma just gave him her house!!" yep, that's some bs. luckiest unlucky person ever. i hate him. ha.
i look like a damn starving, african child; small limbs, robust belly! haha
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